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Terry Hardwick

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Feb 19, 2007

Hump de Bump

Date: February 15, 2007
Conditions: Cold
Music: Stadium Arcadium

As I had not hit the pavement since Saturday, I was relieved to finally make my way to Iroquois Park for a five mile run down Southern Parkway Thursday afternoon. It was very cold, (18 degrees), but as the deluge of rain and extreme cold, (not to mention Valentines Day), kept me inside all week, my withdrawal from pavement pounding got the better of me.

When I pulled into the parking lot at the ampitheatre, I noticed the lot was fairly empty. Only a few hard-core runners had made to the park. The Team 'n Training crowd must have taken the day off. I got out of my car, stretched a little, and took off into the wind. The wind was breath-taking. It chilled me right through to my running underwear. I turned on my Ipod and cranked up Stadium Arcadium by Red Hot Chili Peppers.

After I crossed New Cut Road, I began to warm up. It really felt good to be on the road again. I was jamming with the Chili Peppers and really getting into the run. Almost simultaneously, I tripped on a speed bump when Hump de Bump came up. It occured to me that "hump de bump" was not merely lyrics to a song, but a metaphysical practical encouragement to me. It is the mantra of the runner. I always seem to come to a bump. Now all I have to do is hump it. (Goes to show the goofy stuff that goes through your mind when suffering from hypothermia.)

About half way down Southern Parkway, I met the Iroquois Hill Runners. There were three of them. The "running couple" and another hardy soul. (that explains the other cars in the lot.) I was too into the music to stop and talk, but I waved and picked up the pace as if I was running that fast all the time.

Finally, I hit the Watterson, (the turn around point), and I really began to pick it up. I began to do tempo runs, where I would pick a land mark and sprint to it. Then I would go back to my normal pace. It really made the second half go fast. It also made me appear fast to the drivers on Southern Parkway. (Or so I imagined.)

Thank goodness the light was red when I reached New Cut Road. I stopped, caught my breath and headed up the hill to the ampitheatre. When I reached the parking lot, almost everyone had left except some dog owners walking their dogs. I wondered if the water fountain was frozen or not. I checked it and it was working. It was the coldest drink of water I've ever had without ice cubes. I was fairly dehydrated and it was really tasty.

As I pulled out of the lot, the lights were beginning to come on and I was glad to be leaving. I had "humped the bump" and was ready for a hot shower.

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About Me


I am a runner. I’m not a jogger, nor a walker, but a runner. I emphasize this because I began running, first as a walker, then as a jogger, and became a runner.

On the advice of my doctor, in the fall of 2001, not long after the events of 9/11, I began walking for weight loss. She set me up on a low-fat diet and a walking program. It was hard at first, but the diet became easier and the walking evolved into jogging from mailbox to mailbox. I signed up in January of 2002 for the Jewish Hospital training program and ran my first Kentucky Derby Festival miniMarathon. I have been running ever since.

As of Feb. 9, I have completed nine marathons (my personal record is 4 hours, 7 minutes) and four half-marathons. I do my long runs every Saturday morning with a running group we have nicknamed the “Not Quite Ready for Primetime Runners.”

When I’m not running, lifting weights or cycling, I am an account manager for the industrial/government division of Snap-on Industrial. I also find time to operate a real estate investment and construction company in my spare time. I’ve been married to Debbie for almost 27 years and have two college-age children. I am a 1976 graduate of the University of Louisville School of Business.




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